Friday, January 23, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"I'm sorry I didn't hear the phone, I was vacuuming the dog."
"Hold it for as long as you can Mom. 'That's what she said.'. Admit it Mom, that was funny, you totally have to put that on your Friday blog post."
"Yeah, I'm old, just remember, the riper the berry, the sweeter the juice."
"Here in Hickville Hell, we do have some standards"
"So are you thinking that eating a handful of almonds is going to counteract all the Chinese you just downed?"
"I think you need to go totally cougar on him"
I didn't even get ID'd.......and here I was feeling so good about myself. Good feeling - Gone.Destroyed.Over.