Friday, January 16, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"My arteries are clogging up already. I can hear them."
"FINE! Don't call and make the appointment with the doctor. Die an early death. I can use the life insurance."
"I think Diet Pepsi is a gateway drug for me."
"So do I need special shots or a passport to go to Burley?"
"Seriously, this town give me new appreciation for Cedar City. Cedar is no longer considered the armpit, this place is."
"Oh my goodness, that was a cheek-slapper, wasn't it?"
" I want Rocky and Balboa kicked off the island"