Friday, January 16, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"My arteries are clogging up already. I can hear them."

"FINE! Don't call and make the appointment with the doctor. Die an early death. I can use the life insurance."

"Nut cup"

"I think Diet Pepsi is a gateway drug for me."

"So do I need special shots or a passport to go to Burley?"

"Seriously, this town give me new appreciation for Cedar City. Cedar is no longer considered the armpit, this place is."

"Oh my goodness, that was a cheek-slapper, wasn't it?"

" I want Rocky and Balboa kicked off the island"

4 comments:

Martha H. said...

I hate Burley. Always have, always will. So sorry you had to experience it.

Kristina P. said...

I have never been to Burley. Apparently, I need to avoid it like the plague!

debilyn said...

That's some funny stuff!!

I had a roommate that was from Burley when I was at Ricks...

I didn't really care for her.

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

LOL LOL LOL! I loved them all!