Friday, January 9, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I have have heard, or said, or just thought in my head.
"Did you SERIOUSLY just put that glass of milk RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE? Do you have a DEATHWISH?"
"Don't you dare leave me alone with Meth Mom."
" I think with that whole process I burned about 10 calories. That means I can lick a skittle!"
"DON'T.POKE.ME. I get poked by someone EVERY day, thus making me feel like I have to poke back and that is just too much poking."
Did she just tell me that this new girl is very well-to-do and so I am going to "have to step it up a notch?". Does the phrase 'you can take the girl outta the trailer park, but not the trailer park outta the girl' mean anything to her? All this time, I considered the little piece of white trash that has stuck to me like gum under a table is part of my charm!
Why yes, I do have to wear my hooker heels to take you to your appointment. That is how I roll.
"I demand to be your surrogate sister!"
Fartman has completely outdone himself this time. My eyes are watering and I just threw up a little in my mouth. He's even coughing on his own toxic gas! Annnnnnd, now he needs the bar cleared so he can see himself? Really...