(My giggling little chunchie)
"You are a delightful little devil, you got rid of my beeps!"
"Dad, your ideas are........ well...... how can I put this mildly........ CRAPPY!"
"Did she really make you kiss the heart and make a wish? Suckah!"
"Are you serious? I'm my best self on 1/2 a LorTab."
"Help! My head is stuck inside the Doritos bag! I shouldn't have tried to lick the crumbs from the bottom."
"Please! Go wipe your daughters bum before it dries and gets crusty."
"You realize what you've done don't you? You've let her in the BFF circle!"
"Best hunker down, Mama's on board!"
"What's for dinner Batman?"
"I'm all about the good, solid pinch."