I like me some black
I don't like my rear end hanging around
Did you just call the Colonel a "dude"?
It smells like rotten egg out of someone's butt.
Look! I sweated a smiley!
Me: Not gonna lie - I think I might be getting good at the Zumba
Splenda: What's Zumba?
Me: It's like Latin dancing
Splenda: Does that mean I can ask you about your immigration status?
I don't like to come up sputtering and gasping for air.
You could smell my Monster from halfway across the pool?!