Wednesday, January 14, 2009
If it's Wednesday, then I'm wondering WHY?......
WHY does Mutual, American Idol and The Biggest Loser all have to be on Tuesday night? At the same time? Further, WHY can't I figure out the DVR?
During meditation period in yoga, WHY does someone feel the need to whisper a conversation with their friend. Excuse me, so sorry to interrupt, but this is the quiet time....sssshhhhh.
If chocolate milk is the perfect workout recovery food/beverage WHY can't I learn to like it? Further, WHY are we the only mammals that drink the milk of another mammal? Who thought that would be a good idea?
WHY must Cafe Rio be so high in caloric value? WHY must I crave it? WHY must I eat the ENTIRE salad, shell and all and lick out the dressing cup? WHY can't I exercise some sort of self-control there? Has it "an addictive chemical that makes ya crave it fortnightly?" (name the movie)?
And finally, WHY was I compelled to take a picture of a co-worker taking a picture of a beautiful electric sex leg lamp that belongs to another co-worker who won it in a cool giveaway and does nothing now but taunt me with it?
Further, WHY did I feel compelled to pose with said lamp and bare my own leg?
Really.Do we have nothing better to do at work?