WHY does Mutual, American Idol and The Biggest Loser all have to be on Tuesday night? At the same time? Further, WHY can't I figure out the DVR?
During meditation period in yoga, WHY does someone feel the need to whisper a conversation with their friend. Excuse me, so sorry to interrupt, but this is the quiet time....sssshhhhh.
If chocolate milk is the perfect workout recovery food/beverage WHY can't I learn to like it? Further, WHY are we the only mammals that drink the milk of another mammal? Who thought that would be a good idea?
WHY must Cafe Rio be so high in caloric value? WHY must I crave it? WHY must I eat the ENTIRE salad, shell and all and lick out the dressing cup? WHY can't I exercise some sort of self-control there? Has it "an addictive chemical that makes ya crave it fortnightly?" (name the movie)?
And finally, WHY was I compelled to take a picture of a co-worker taking a picture of a beautiful electric sex leg lamp that belongs to another co-worker who won it in a cool giveaway and does nothing now but taunt me with it?
Further, WHY did I feel compelled to pose with said lamp and bare my own leg?
Really.Do we have nothing better to do at work?Enlightenment anyone?......anyone?
9 comments:
Awesome post! Love the pics. I have no anwers for you, though.
I'm just gonna tell you the same thing I tell my kids - BECAUSE that's why.
So I Married an Axe Murderer.
Love the "hooker heels" and the pics.
I wish the whispering would stop - both during yoga AND inside my head.
No more talk of Cafe Rio.
p.s. my dog really wants to hump your leg now.
Sexy leg!
I crave Cafe Rio, which sucks because the closest one is a 45 min drive from my house. Sometimes I am tempted to drive to St. George JUST to eat Cafe Rio. But then they have an In N Out Burger too. So maybe I should to to In N Out for a burger appetizer, and then Cafe Rio for a salad.
YOu need to get on that DVR thing quick.
Can I come work with you? It looks like a lot of fun.
How can anyone not like chocolate milk?!?!?! And don't you have a friend, namely Tib, who is a professed TV junkie who could show you how to crank up the DVR? No point in missing YW so you can watch tv ;)
You are so funny!
I can't believe you dont' like chocoalte milk! It's like the nectar of the gods!! When I heard that it's the best recovery drink I celebrated! Now I have an excuse!!
p.s. You have SEXY legs!!
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