You know how you just have those times where you feel like a little bit of a Negative Nelly and that maybe if you just spew what's ticking you off you might feel better?
Yeah, me too.
Things that are just chapping my hide:
Public restrooms where the toilet paper roll is loaded backwards. Serio - there is ONE right way.
Preparing for a major landscaping shave job today and discovering that my shaving cream is all gone. Hope that whatever manchild borrowed mine enjoyed smelling like Tropical Island.
The Wonder Pets on Nickjr. The MOST ANNOYING show ever. I want to drown the turtle, strangle the duck, and shove the gerbil in a heat duct. Anything to make them stop singing. Why a pre-schooler needs an opera aria to inform him that the telephone is ringing is just beyond me.
Fellow Marine's who stole my son's stuff while he was gone. What happened to your oath of integrity boys?
Atrophied muscles. So quick to lose strength, so hard and long to gain back.
January. I hate you. What with your freezing temperatures, and icky inversions. You are downright depressing.
Liars. People who bear false witness. People who create their own reality and then present it as truth. I can't respect you, I can't believe you, I won't trust you.
My hair falling out by the handfulls. Gross.
Chest pain. Back pain. Not able to catch my breath. I'm so over this.
Wow - I think I feel better. How cathartic
What's chapping your hide today?