Now you may remember that Martha won the ever so cool Word's giveaway and received an ever so funderful leg lamp. A replica of the one in A Christmas Story. I WANTED TO WIN!!!! But no......... Martha did and has since then taunted me frequently about the lamp. She even brought it to work so I could caress it once or twice for myself, thus increasing my covetous feelings. I had to photoshop the green off my face.
I hate her.
Really, I do.
I hope Thomas totally tortures her tonight in her training session. I hope she is so sore she can't walk tomorrow. I hope she can't even lift her arms to do her hair. I hope she has to talk to someone from CV tomorrow. That will show her! Taunting me with the leg lamp...... I hate her.