Tuesday, January 6, 2009

She is a mean, mean girl....leg lamp taunting

Now you may remember that Martha won the ever so cool Word's giveaway and received an ever so funderful leg lamp. A replica of the one in A Christmas Story. I WANTED TO WIN!!!! But no......... Martha did and has since then taunted me frequently about the lamp. She even brought it to work so I could caress it once or twice for myself, thus increasing my covetous feelings. I had to photoshop the green off my face.
I hate her.

Really, I do.

I hope Thomas totally tortures her tonight in her training session. I hope she is so sore she can't walk tomorrow. I hope she can't even lift her arms to do her hair. I hope she has to talk to someone from CV tomorrow. That will show her! Taunting me with the leg lamp...... I hate her.

7 comments:

tammy said...

Remember what happened to the real leg lamp in the movie? Just sayin...

Vanessa said...

That Martha. She totally stole my lamp from me. I was the one that was supposed to win that.

Martha H. said...

I SO wish I could type a really maniacal laugh, but it's just not the same.

You love me. You know you do! What would you do at work without me?

Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, and Tayvree Hansen said...

ROFL!!!! Oh my gosh!! You are a funny funny woman!!! I'm so glad you're my aunt!!!!! LOL! Love ya!!

Mindi said...

that just made me guffaw--and snort!

i likey you caressing the lamp.

nikkicrumpet said...

ROFL that was pretty mean....funny...but mean!

tiburon said...

I hate her too. But mostly because I can't see her actually taunting and tormenting you - cause that would be funny.