Now you may remember that
Martha won the ever so cool
Word's giveaway and received an ever so funderful leg lamp. A replica of the one in A Christmas Story. I WANTED TO WIN!!!! But no......... Martha did and has since then taunted me frequently about the lamp. She even brought it to work so I could caress it once or twice for myself, thus increasing my covetous feelings. I had to photoshop the green off my face.
I hate her.
Really, I do.
I hope Thomas totally tortures her tonight in her training session. I hope she is so sore she can't walk tomorrow. I hope she can't even lift her arms to do her hair. I hope she has to talk to someone from CV tomorrow. That will show her! Taunting me with the leg lamp...... I hate her.
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Remember what happened to the real leg lamp in the movie? Just sayin...
That Martha. She totally stole my lamp from me. I was the one that was supposed to win that.
I SO wish I could type a really maniacal laugh, but it's just not the same.
You love me. You know you do! What would you do at work without me?
ROFL!!!! Oh my gosh!! You are a funny funny woman!!! I'm so glad you're my aunt!!!!! LOL! Love ya!!
that just made me guffaw--and snort!
i likey you caressing the lamp.
ROFL that was pretty mean....funny...but mean!
I hate her too. But mostly because I can't see her actually taunting and tormenting you - cause that would be funny.
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