Friday, December 26, 2008

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

"Why don't you tell them about the dead body you found?"
"I didn't know whether to sh** or go blind."
Don't give me the stink eye Mister Camo-pants, riding your four-wheeler with a plow attached, we are still bigger than you!
"She's gonna take that deal home and together with her girlfriend/boyfriend get their driveway shoveled"
"Asian and snowplow might possibly be the worst combination there is!"


tammy said...

Totally laughing at the Asian and the snowplow....fa, rah, rah, rah, rah...

Melissa said...

Tammy, the credit for that one has to go to Tiburon who called this morning during the snow storm to tell me about said asian. When I got to her house I was able to witness the mess he created whilst behind the wheel of a truck with an attached snowplow and bluetooth in his ear. Priceless.

tammy said...

Hilarious. I wish I could come work out with you two.