"Just wanted to let you know that I'm coming out with my own CD, just in time for Christmas.
It will include such hits as:
* Put Your Dishes in the Sink
* Leave Your Brother Alone
* Didn't I Tell You to Stop That?
* What Part of No Don't You Understand?
* Your Clothes Go in the Laundry Room, Not on Your Floor
* How Many Times Have I Told You Not To Do That?
* Do I Look Like a Waitress?
*And my own personal favorite - What the Hell is That Smell?
With over 101 "mom sayings", you'll never have to yell at your kids again. And as a special bonus, you'll also get an extra CD with hits like:
* Not Until You Shower
* I Only Wanted a Backrub, Can We Keep it at That?
* Fix Your Own Damn Dinner
* Not Tonight, I Have a Headache
So act now, quantities are limited!"
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