Friday, February 27, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

1. "I don't know what that means, I don't speak woman."

2. "You realize that the cheeseburger is a gateway burger. Next thing you know, you'll be downing Big Mac's like nothin!"

3. "I like a little cat under my tread."

4. T: "I'm getting a goat hair."
Me: "Really?"
T: "Yeah go get a flashlight and I'll show ya."

5. T: "Check it out, my first chest hair! Come look!"
Me: "Niiiice, a proud Mom moment, come here and let me hug ya!"
T: "No,no,no, that's a father/son thing, but I'll let ya stroke it."

6. "You know, that disease where your fingers fall off?" huh? wha?

7. "The sh** storm is starting to rain on her parade."

8. "Butt boogers."


So said...

Did you stroke it?

tammy said...

To be a fly on your wall.

And what So said.

Melissa said...

For the record, I didn't stroke it. I was too busy trying not to pee my pants from laughing so hard. He said it completely serious and deadpan. Love the freakin kid!

Vanessa said...

I am so sad to hear that you are embarassed of the Shark and me. I thought as friends we support each others decisions. You better recognize...we are the coolest EVER. You will see that after you view all the cool pics of us.

Anonymous said...

Not quite sure what to say here, Melissa! ;)

Melissa said...

Vanessa, I do love you both dearly. Like a fat kid loves cake.

Just saying.....MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice??? REALLY???? As the mantra goes - I love the person just not the behavior.
Now if you were going to see Styx, ZZ Top, Van Halen, Rush, ACDC, or even KISS - I would so be right along side you!! You realize that I am old and you are not. Plain and simple

Kristina P. said...

I was going to say that I was craving a hamburger, and then I read the last one, and that went away.

Martha H. said...

I can't stop giggling.

Help Que and Brittany Adopt said...

Que worked with a girl who could fold hamburgers/cheeseburgers in 1/2 and eat them in one bite. I'm betting they give her butt boogers.

That is the grossest paragraph I've written in a long while. :)

tiburon said...

I am unfamiliar with the butt booger.

That will require explanation in the morning. After you save me a bench..cause I will be running late. I just know it.

Martha H. said...

I can explain the butt booger.

Me and the bff were at the gym last Saturday and the woman with the immense saddle bags and too small undies was in front of us. She proceeded to stick her hand down her undies and push them out of her crack. THEN, she put her hand on the treadmill. That is when Michelle said, "EEEEWWWW! She just wiped her butt boogers on the treadmill." Dis-gus-ting!

tiburon said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Omgirl said...

Why don't you have comments on for your Best In Show clip?? That happens to be one of my favorite movies EVER!!!! Love it.