Monday, February 23, 2009

A VERY public open letter to the Shark

Dear Tiburon,
I am SO SORRY that I said mean things about you in my blogger lunch post. Things like showing up without a Monster for me. How you taunted me with it and then put the empty can right in front of me on the table. I didn't realize those comments would cut you so deep. I didn't realize that the Shark had such tender feelings. Had I known, I most certainly would have not made those exact comments. Instead I would have phrased my words more like this: "That Tiburon, she is such a darling girl! She really knows how to party! She even BYOB her own beverage! Thus not imposing on anyone else to provide for her. That girl is a winner. She is also so thoughtful, she didn't just drop her empty can on the floor or in the garbage. No, that smart whip, she left it on the table so that the busser's could rightfully put it in the recycle can."
I'm really an insensitive lout and end up apologizing daily for things that come out of my mouth. But this time, I hurt one of my dearest BFF's feelings. I hope you can forgive me. I will also make sure that I let everyone know that you are the truly one of the bestest bestie's ever because you showed up at the gym with a little prize for me.In spite of my rudeness in the previous post, you took the higher road and brought me my "legal meth in a can" treat. I promise to keep it secret that I actually hugged you and kissed you on the face with my lips. I won't embarrass you by sharing that little tidbit.
So dearest Shark, I hope you accept my apology and know that I will NEVER openly mock you on my blog ever again. I love you too much to do that.

PS - the picture you detest has now been removed. Your.Welcome.


tiburon said...

My day has been made.

Of course you are forgiven.

Carry on ;)

::Jan:: said...

Blame it on the meth in the can Melissa. You two are so funny. It is like reading BFF Paris and Lindsay. I love it. You both are the funniest and funnest.

Anonymous said...

Now that's showing some love!

tammy said...

I'm glad you're back together. Your divorce would have been painful for all of us.

Tink said...

I love your nickname "meth in a can". Ha! Made me laugh.

Amber said...

Wow. Talk about eating crow! Sooooo glad you two got that worked out. Was there any kissing and makin' up? I woulda like to have seen that. Just sayin'...