Friday, February 20, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


1. "So there was whale porn?"

2. "That's twice today I have cried at the finish line."

3. The EG just gave me the pinky and said "The fake flip off - when you just don't care enough to send the very best."

4. "Stop saying me and the Amazon in the same sentence. I mean it."

5. "I'm pretty sure that what we're doing here is in violation of the Geneva Convention."

6. "That's a recipe for trouble."

7. "Good to know. I'll store that information away for if you ever come home drunk."

12 comments:

::Jan:: said...

I am sure that number 1 involved a conversation with Tib. lol

tammy said...

I'm storing #3 away for future use.

tiburon said...

Loves it!

And it really was a violation of the Geneva Convention. Just.saying.

Amazon.

Tanja said...

Cracking me up!

Martha H. said...

That EG is pure trouble!

Kristina P. said...

I need to know more about this whale porn.

rychelle said...

i have a feeling many of these involve conversations with tib! ;)

nikkicrumpet said...

I can pretty much understand where most of those might fit into an everyday conversation...well except for Whale Porn...at least not in my world lol

LittlePeopleWealth said...

LOL :)

Amber said...

I wanna see some of this whale porn! All I'm sayin' is that I've heard about their *ahem* situation...down there.

It was so fun meeting you today! You're a freakin' riot! I'm gonna browse through your archives for a while. Pay no attention to me.

Shauna said...

I loved meeting you in person today! Hope we can do lunch again sometime!
Have a great rest of the weekend!
♥ Hugs :)

Kristina P. said...

Melissa, it was fun to see you again! We'll have to do another one soon. You and Tib crack me up!