Friday, February 13, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head.


1. "Who buys a pit bull puppy from a WalMart breeder?"

2. "Only in Utah will you see that kinda thing hanging from the back of a pickup truck." Ewwww

3. "Whaddya do?! You don't be a lesbian is what you do! Just saying."

4. "My wish for you today is that there will be no more feces on the carpet."

5. Pretty sure that the tiny little ethernet cord on the desk that is 4 feet away from the bed, completely defeats the purpose of the LAPtop.

6. Your hotel is so full that you have to put me in a suite? Whoops-a-doodle!

7. "Cancer couldn't claim her but peanut butter did."

8. This would be why I carry my own spray every where I go. Either because of the person before me, or myself. Spray people!!

9. "Why is it that when Melissa starts training with Purdy she gets anorexic?" (Which is hilarious because I weigh too much to be anorexic and clearly this person does NOT know me and obviously has no clue......)

10. "I'm pretty sure that an American Idol SLC reject is wailing behind me here on the train."

9 comments:

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL I loved the last one.

tiburon said...

I wanna be anorexic...

Tanja said...

I think we need to hear more about the SLC reject, just sayin'.

veronica said...

So sorry about the suite. Did you survive? :)

Kristina P. said...

I love that you use Whoops-a-doodle!

Erin said...

What was on the back of the pickup truck? Ewwww.

Tink said...

You are too funny! Thanks for the laugh. My husband (who is large) wears a t-shirt that says "I overcame anorexia." Ha. Have a wonderful Valentine's day.

Eliisa said...

#2...are those "truck nuts" you speak of? I think the name is fairly self explanatory. If they are we have them up here in Canada too...so I can appreciate your sentiments. And boy do I have a funny story about those.

Melissa said...

Eliisa,
Why yes, they are tuck nuts and the most disgusting things I have ever seen...but do tell!! What's the funny story? Or point me to your blog!! : )