Thursday, August 6, 2009

Top 10 Indicators that your employer has changed to Obama's Health Care plan


BFC sent this to me a couple of days ago.....I am STILL giggling!

The Top 10 Indicators that your employer has changed to Obama's Health Care plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!!!!!

3 comments:

Martha H. said...

OMG - NGL - totally laughing at this because it's sad but true.

tammy said...

Hilarious!! I kind of wouldn't mind the fudgesicle tasting tongue depressors though...as long as I knew who ate the fudgesicle.

Kado! said...

AGH!!! Oh my that is FUNNY!