Friday, August 7, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"I don't think a scout camp meeting should include the phrase "the g-string game'"
"Go fling your crap somewhere else."
"No, we don't eat those ones. Those are not ripe and the ones what gives us bellyaches."
"M - Can you fill out the boy's scout papers? I am so sore, I can't grip a pen" (no lie)
"I've just stepped out of the frying pan and into the fire. I am leaving the DMV to go to Wal-Mart"
"She was trying to send me on a guilt trip, but I wasn't packing my bags."