Friday, August 21, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


Who knew that the F-bomb could be used 6 times in one complete sentence?

"It's not about quantity, it's about QUALITY"

"I just don't feel like getting flipped off today."

"Tell you what, I'll text you on our breaks. That'll keep our umbilical cord nice and taut."

"Keep your spirituality to yourself"

"Flurries! Flurries! Flurries!"

"Bless his heart, but sometimes he's such a Nancee"

"That ding-ding dinging is making me ding-ding dingy"

"Nope, I guess those flip flops DON'T float."

9 comments:

Scrappy Girl said...

I always look forward to reading these and I totally need to keep track of what is going on here for a post. So funny.

LaurieJ said...

I knew that the F bomb could be used 6 times in one complete sentence. Just don't ask me how I know :-)

rychelle said...

that texting comment in hilarious!

Kristina P. said...

I don't even know what a Nancee is!

tammy said...

So some days you like getting flipped off?

Erin said...

At first I read the Nancee as Nuance, and I wondered what kind of nuance you could be referring to. Crazy eyes I have...

Vanessa said...

I hope they weren't very nice flip flops.

Sarah said...

I need to start taking notes when people say funny things. These always make me laugh.

Kado! said...

I don't feel like getting flipped off most days either....it sure does not stop people though.....;)