Friday, August 21, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
Who knew that the F-bomb could be used 6 times in one complete sentence?
"It's not about quantity, it's about QUALITY"
"I just don't feel like getting flipped off today."
"Tell you what, I'll text you on our breaks. That'll keep our umbilical cord nice and taut."
"Keep your spirituality to yourself"
"Flurries! Flurries! Flurries!"
"Bless his heart, but sometimes he's such a Nancee"
"That ding-ding dinging is making me ding-ding dingy"
"Nope, I guess those flip flops DON'T float."