Friday, March 20, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head



1. "You keep me around just for the fun I bring to dysfunctional."

2. "My man flaps keep getting in the way."

3. "I'm one big quivering mess."

4. "My ass is so sore, it's braying."

5. "Oh look, it's a dream-catcher that she's woven with her own hair."

6. "If you ever want to completely destroy your self-esteem, just strip naked in front of the mirror, turn around and squeeze. Guaranteed to annihilate your sense of self worth and place you in the fetal position for weeks on end."

7. "Did you tell her that our "hoods" really had points at the top and slits for the eyes?"

8. "Fitness? No, I'm not into that. I think it's a bunch of crap."

14 comments:

hoLLy said...

#6 almost made me wet myself. HILARIOUS. and true. my self esteem is now gone. thanks a lot. :)

Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, and Tayvree Hansen said...

that dream catcher one is pretty funny! :D lol!

J and J Acres said...

Fitness IS a bunch of crap!!

And a braying ass is no laughing matter...

Erin said...

I love #4!

And yeah, fitness is definitely a bunch of crap.

SO said...

That dream catcher sounds lovely. Does she sell them on etsy?

Kristina P. said...

The ass one is hilarious!!

rychelle said...

love #5. wish you would have taken a photo for the blog!

tammy said...

I had to Google braying. It was either that or have Tib do it for me.

Jan the crazy lady said...

Seriously. Do these just roll off of your tongue Melissa. Hysterical.

Becca said...

Braying ass...that's my all time favorite!

Cadance said...

I like to tell myself NOONE is above the #6 one...it at least makes me feel better about myself....how can ALL those hours at the gym still not quite make EVERYTHING perfect???!!!???!!!????????

nikkicrumpet said...

man flaps??? I'm not even sure what those are. #6...ain't gonna do it...I'm just not that strong. And fitness IS a bunch of crap which would explain why I ain't doing #6

Martha H. said...

Seriously love it when you come up with these and then let out a snort in the process.

I think I about wet myself when we were talking about #5.

tiburon said...

You really do put the fun in dysfunctional.