Friday, March 27, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

1. "Stop denying your inner-self" (said to a three year old)

2. "So are those dead bodies cataloged with the Dewey Decimal system?"

3. "It's a Full Monty? Really?"

4. "My hamstrings are so sore, they are squealing like the big fat pigs they are!"

5. "Could you hurry and get in the shower so I can turn on the hot water?"

6. "3 units of blood?! Um, no I don't do that."

7. "Lesson learned? - ALWAYS consult a professional. Always."

8. "I'm not into do-it-yourself hack jobs"

9. "She's the Ethel to our Lucy"


funky bag freak said...

Too stinkin funny girl!

Martha H. said...

I believe that #2 almost caused a snort when it was said.

Seriously, a VERY funny week.

LaurieJ said...

Can I assume that # 7 and 8 are in reference to your razor experience?

Karen said...

Are you changing my nickname from Evil Genius to Ethel?

AS Amber said...

This is the post I wanted to do this weekend because I had a way stressful weekend last weekend and found myself muttering (and saying full-on out loud) a lot of things. But, alas, my house was full of in-laws so I'll try to get it done in the next couple days. I always look forward to you and Tib on Fridays.
Full Monty?? Now you have my attention.