Friday, March 6, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head



1. "He thinks cause he's packing heat and all, that he needs to turn into Robocop"

2. "Would you PLEASE stop squeezing my boob."

3. "Of course they knew who I was, I'm the only dude in a chick store!"

4. " So basically I'm a book pimp"

5. "I'm done with nice. I'm so OVER nice."

6. "My calf is so sore, it's mooing."

7. "Did you seriously just literally kick me in the a**? Thanks ma'am can I have another?"

8. "I hate it when our balls bump."

14 comments:

tiburon said...

Dude - you gotta change the date and time on this.

It is buried.

Melissa said...

Corrected and thank you! I'm lame

Mina said...

I'm always DYING for the context here! Too funny.

:Jan the crazy lady: said...

You are such a goof. Love it. Your calf is mooing. Ha

Bee and Rose said...

Calf is mooing...bumping balls! I have spewed coffee all over my monitor again!!!! You are crazy funny!

So said...

What books are you pimping? Loved the mooing calf as well.

Kristina P. said...

Who was grabbing your boob?

Tink said...

That's hilarious! I'm a book "pimp" too! Uh...I hope it was your hubby squeezing your boob! :0)

Cadance said...

love it...my calf is mooing...can't believe I haven't head the one before!

...it's not Martha that is kicking your A** is it...she knows better! LOL!

Erin said...

My three year old keeps poking my boobs: "What are these for mommy?" Can I keep my body to myself please???

tiburon said...

I most CERTAINLY wasn't grabbing her boob.

Or was I?

I know we were bumping balls though.

AS Amber said...

I'm pretty sure I've NEVER told someone to stop grabbing my boob. As long as someone is grabbing them, I'm good.

Becca said...

I too wish for context on some of these...maybe one day...but until then, keep 'em coming!

Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, and Tayvree Hansen said...

hey you need to put briannathebabbler on your side bar so you can see when that is updated since it ain't that annoying private!