Friday, November 14, 2008

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, said or thought in my head.....

"No, I don't want to feel your bump, but thanks."

"Please, please, please can we go to Cancun....'cmon, I'll even show you my good boob."

"I don't think we should have puppies named BJ and Hummer in the same litter."

Does the very large, rather unattractive woman on the bike next to me realize that she is not only singing out loud, but OFF KEY?! "...whiskey....kittens....." huh?? what??

"My self esteem is officially in the crapper, I think I'll go kick my own ass on the elliptical."

"I'm infested with fleas"

"I can't believe all that's happened just by having sex once with a crazy person."

"Mom, Dad - are you up for some poker?"

1 comment:

Tiburon said...

I would like to see your good boob.