Friday, September 25, 2009

Slang Gang Word of the Day


Um, so yeah, my updated Yahoo account started moving all my daily Urban Dictionary emails to the spam box and I missed a ton. Therefore, a plethora today.

September 18: shirt mask

the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)

1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.

2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had


** I don't believe any commentary from me is necessary**

September 19: pirate bath

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

Kyle was in a heckuva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.

**To be used wisely and only in times of extreme deprivation. IE: girls camp, 27 hour relay races.**

September 24: cyberchondriac

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac

'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'


**Admit it, we have all googled our ailments and self-diagnosed. I go so far as to self-treat as well.**

September 25: Upper Case voice

Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.

"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.


**I FREAKIN LOVE MY UPPER CASE VOICE AND USE IT FAR TOO OFTEN. ALONG WITH THE !!!!!MARKS!!!!**

6 comments:

Chief said...

Oh dear...I think I have yet another diagnosis....you know, i don't have to say it.

val of the south said...

Total cyberchondriac here - and I also like to self treat, which makes the dr so happy when I actually have to go in and be seen.

I think a doctors are most annoyed with conversations that start with...I read on the internet...

tammy said...

I am so thankful for google. It's helped me find out exactly what is wrong with me, and those around me.

Upper case voice - yes!

Wonder Woman said...

I've only self-diagnosed once via the web. I thought I had herpes that I was going to pass to my unborn child if I didn't have a c-section.

It was just a yeast infection.

I will NEVER self-diagnose again!

tiburon said...

Those might be my favorite words ever. Cyberchondriac?!?! That is BRILLZ!!!

CountessLaurie said...

I confess. I am a cyberchondriac.
Can we have meetings?