Sunday, September 6, 2009
Special Edition (RRR) **Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"A passed a full-on dead deer. Do I get to count that as a road kill?"
"You might as well have invited Satan."
"I hear you need a little toothpaste. To clean out your mouth."
"I'll swap you this goat for your puppy"
"Half way through, I could have taken all my clothes off"
"Is that......duct tape on his nipples?"
"You're gonna have to crank her."
"That ding ding dinging is making me ding ding dingy!"
"I learned to file my nails on a brick 'cause that's how she did it in prison"
"Hey look, there the guy with duct tape on his nipple!"
"She was watering him"
"It was leg 3 that she grew that man whisker."
"You had to do all kinds of gyrations to get back there."