"A passed a full-on dead deer. Do I get to count that as a road kill?"
"You might as well have invited Satan."
"I hear you need a little toothpaste. To clean out your mouth."
"I'll swap you this goat for your puppy"
"Half way through, I could have taken all my clothes off"
"Is that......duct tape on his nipples?"
"You're gonna have to crank her."
"Stop fiddling."
"That ding ding dinging is making me ding ding dingy!"
"I learned to file my nails on a brick 'cause that's how she did it in prison"
"Hey look, there the guy with duct tape on his nipple!"
"She was watering him"
"It was leg 3 that she grew that man whisker."
"You had to do all kinds of gyrations to get back there."
7 comments:
Was it Clay Aiken that invented Satan?
i don't even want to know where you were when you made that duct tape comment....
OW. I can't imagine pulling that duct tape off.
In dance company in high school, we would always put tape on our nipples so they wouldn't be standing at attention during performances. Well, those of us that were flat enough to go braless. Me on the other hand, always had to wear a bra. I know, a blessing and a curse.
Hey I have a ding ding ding that makes me dingy too!
Oooooo I am SO in the van next year!
These always crack me up. Thanks for sharing!!
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