Friday, September 25, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"If the video wasn't so blurred, I'm sure we would see swastika's on their arms."

"DUDE! Lift and turn your cheek the OTHER DIRECTION!"

"Can I wear a pantsuit?"

"I've lost my voice. I can't speak. Who the hell has been praying for peace?"

"You mean you can do more than make popcorn in the microwave? Who knew?"

"Don't make me wield my angry crutch!"

9 comments:

dubb and dawni said...

love the crutch one seems so fitting for you !!!

GRAMEE said...

When I told Grumpy our microwave wasn't working well, I needed a new one. He responded by saying, I'll just make hot air popcorn from now on its better for me anyway!
You know how sometimes moms have funny things their kids say on their blog sidebar? I want to put things Grumpy says. He is just a kid. {over 50..lol}

Scrappy Girl said...

In our house it is more of...you mean you can do more with the oven than heat french fries...LOL

tammy said...

I'm sure they had swastikas on their arms too.

What ever happened to the pantsuit? I think we should bring them back.

Omgirl said...

I wouldn't survive w/o my microwave. Popcorn, yes. but pretty much every meal my kids eat as well. I really hope all those rumors about microwaves causing radiation isn't true....

Erin said...

When I got married, making popcorn in the microwave was the ONLY thing I could do food-wise. I've learned so much...

Kado! said...

I'd love to find a pant-suit that did not cut me in half...being tall is not good for pant-suit wearing (or one piece swimsuits).....then I'm sure you Tammy and I could Bring it Back!

tiburon said...

That pantsuit seriously might be a deal breaker.

I wasn't kidding when I said that word better never come out of your mouth again.

We will be finished.

CountessLaurie said...

Who the hell has been praying for peace?

BWAAA HAAAA HAAAAA ...

I seriously love FBF...