Friday, September 25, 2009
Slang Gang Word of the Day
Um, so yeah, my updated Yahoo account started moving all my daily Urban Dictionary emails to the spam box and I missed a ton. Therefore, a plethora today.
September 18: shirt mask
the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)
1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.
2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had
** I don't believe any commentary from me is necessary**
September 19: pirate bath
The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a heckuva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
**To be used wisely and only in times of extreme deprivation. IE: girls camp, 27 hour relay races.**
September 24: cyberchondriac
Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have
Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
**Admit it, we have all googled our ailments and self-diagnosed. I go so far as to self-treat as well.**
September 25: Upper Case voice
Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.
"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.
**I FREAKIN LOVE MY UPPER CASE VOICE AND USE IT FAR TOO OFTEN. ALONG WITH THE !!!!!MARKS!!!!**