Um, so yeah, my updated Yahoo account started moving all my daily Urban Dictionary emails to the spam box and I missed a ton. Therefore, a plethora today.
September 18: shirt mask
the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)
1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.
2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had
** I don't believe any commentary from me is necessary**
September 19: pirate bath
The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"
Kyle was in a heckuva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.
**To be used wisely and only in times of extreme deprivation. IE: girls camp, 27 hour relay races.**
September 24: cyberchondriac
Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have
Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
**Admit it, we have all googled our ailments and self-diagnosed. I go so far as to self-treat as well.**
September 25: Upper Case voice
Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.
"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.
**I FREAKIN LOVE MY UPPER CASE VOICE AND USE IT FAR TOO OFTEN. ALONG WITH THE !!!!!MARKS!!!!**
6 comments:
Oh dear...I think I have yet another diagnosis....you know, i don't have to say it.
Total cyberchondriac here - and I also like to self treat, which makes the dr so happy when I actually have to go in and be seen.
I think a doctors are most annoyed with conversations that start with...I read on the internet...
I am so thankful for google. It's helped me find out exactly what is wrong with me, and those around me.
Upper case voice - yes!
I've only self-diagnosed once via the web. I thought I had herpes that I was going to pass to my unborn child if I didn't have a c-section.
It was just a yeast infection.
I will NEVER self-diagnose again!
Those might be my favorite words ever. Cyberchondriac?!?! That is BRILLZ!!!
I confess. I am a cyberchondriac.
Can we have meetings?
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