I don't think your Mother appreciated it when you you called her a whore.
Loaded is one of my favorite words.
How do you say idiot in Korean?
I went to class but I'm sure they didn't train me to be this stupid.
I am wearing my pheromone oil. You WILL be putty in my hands.
You can only wish I would get huffy with you.
Listen, if you are going to insist on being my own personal Garmin, you can at least use a British accent.
It's a 2 faker
The Evo has landed
Isn't that when they called them Walkman's?
I like you to be my own personal sunbeam
I love me a good cuticle push
Did you just say cleaner interface?
I shouldn't say things in staff meeting if I don't know what they mean.
She wasn't a hooker, she just looked like one. I think the coin belt was a give away.
Let's see if we can get them to hold their balls still while we say the prayer.
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Who doesn't love a good cuticle push? Seriously!
I've had that same problem in staff meetings before.
Ahh...Staff meeting. This past one was particularly hilarious. :)
I won't know what to do without you in staff on Monday.
did you say loaded? i'm in
exactly . . . I don't even open my mouth in staff meeting - never comes out quite right!
That last one is a killer. Could be said at my home any day of the week - LOL!! We have a pool table that is frequently occupied during all our family / friend gatherings and now I will have to giggle silently each time we get ready to offer prayer!
Kristin
ha! I can be bought...but whore is such a strong word...and one that I'd better not hear out of my sons mouth. There are such kinder words to use that imply the same notion, which I'm all fine with! ;)
love the Garmin one!
hehehe!
A hooker with a coin belt? I think she's selling herself short.
mothers really don't appreciate that kind of stuff, do they?
Man - you were extra funny while I was gone!
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