Friday, March 5, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

I don't think your Mother appreciated it when you you called her a whore.

Loaded is one of my favorite words.

How do you say idiot in Korean?

I went to class but I'm sure they didn't train me to be this stupid.

I am wearing my pheromone oil.  You WILL be putty in my hands.

You can only wish I would get huffy with you.

Listen, if you are going to insist on being my own personal Garmin, you can at least use a British accent.

It's a 2 faker

The Evo has landed

Isn't that when they called them Walkman's?

I like you to be my own personal sunbeam

I love me a good cuticle push

Did you just say cleaner interface? 

I shouldn't say things in staff meeting if I don't know what they mean.

She wasn't a hooker, she just looked like one.  I think the coin belt was a give away.

Let's see if we can get them to hold their balls still while we say the prayer.

9 comments:

Untypically Jia said...

Who doesn't love a good cuticle push? Seriously!

tammy said...

I've had that same problem in staff meetings before.

Martha H. said...

Ahh...Staff meeting. This past one was particularly hilarious. :)

I won't know what to do without you in staff on Monday.

Sue said...

did you say loaded? i'm in

Just ME the MOM said...

exactly . . . I don't even open my mouth in staff meeting - never comes out quite right!

That last one is a killer. Could be said at my home any day of the week - LOL!! We have a pool table that is frequently occupied during all our family / friend gatherings and now I will have to giggle silently each time we get ready to offer prayer!

Kristin

kado! said...

ha! I can be bought...but whore is such a strong word...and one that I'd better not hear out of my sons mouth. There are such kinder words to use that imply the same notion, which I'm all fine with! ;)

love the Garmin one!

hehehe!

veronica said...

A hooker with a coin belt? I think she's selling herself short.

Mae Rae said...

mothers really don't appreciate that kind of stuff, do they?

tiburon said...

Man - you were extra funny while I was gone!