Sunday, March 14, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard or said or just thought in my head - Special Edition

Okay, so it's not Friday - but this is the special vacation edition of Funny Bone Friday
She's speaking gibberish and walking in circles, I think it's time she went to bed.

Oh, believe me, I waste my palate on all sorts of things.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Who just cropdusted us?
I don't know - look for the singe mark

It must be national 'tard day out

I'd rather spoon my eyeballs out with an ice cream scooper.

What?  No tentacles?  Where are my suction cups!?

JF:  Did you know garlic is the strongest aphrodisiac?
BH:  What?  It has no gender?

It's like deja vu, only inside out

Just take a big squirt in your hand

Somebody got a hold of his chocolate twizzler.

Does that translate into fire or does it translate into sh** your pants?

4 comments:

tammy said...

"JF: Did you know garlic is the strongest aphrodisiac?
BH: What? It has no gender?"
- lol

wendy said...

I'd like to hear the WHOLE story behind those sayings.

are you home now from your glorious trip. I loved that photo of your painted toes and flip flops.

JennyMac said...

are you back?

and these expressions are so funny and could fit in many a context. :)

Trevor, Brianna, Alivia, and Tayvree Hansen said...

ROFL :D