She's speaking gibberish and walking in circles, I think it's time she went to bed.
Oh, believe me, I waste my palate on all sorts of things.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
Who just cropdusted us?
I don't know - look for the singe mark
It must be national 'tard day out
I'd rather spoon my eyeballs out with an ice cream scooper.
What? No tentacles? Where are my suction cups!?
JF: Did you know garlic is the strongest aphrodisiac?
BH: What? It has no gender?
It's like deja vu, only inside out
Just take a big squirt in your hand
Somebody got a hold of his chocolate twizzler.
Does that translate into fire or does it translate into sh** your pants?