Friday, June 19, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"That's not a comb-over, that's a clip-over"
"I see you're wearing your lunch. That's what happens when you get big boobs"
"I find myself giving hand signals when no one is around"
"Do you promise that I can be your seeing eye dog?"
"They no funny, they get no money!"
"They are touching my eyeball with a probe!"
"My pupils are extra large? What a great pick-up line"
After he ran 10 miles, he had to go ride his bike to get the taste out of his mouth.
"My eyes are peeing"
"You had me at cookie"
"I don't have the eyes to be a pilot? Well, I'll just cross that off my career choices list"
"I can't be a cop either? Way to squash my every dream."
"His Tevia's got caught on the gas pedal."
Yes, oatmeal cookies for breakfast IS appropriate carb loading.....