"That's not a comb-over, that's a clip-over"
"I see you're wearing your lunch. That's what happens when you get big boobs"
"I find myself giving hand signals when no one is around"
"Do you promise that I can be your seeing eye dog?"
"They no funny, they get no money!"
"They are touching my eyeball with a probe!"
"My pupils are extra large? What a great pick-up line"
After he ran 10 miles, he had to go ride his bike to get the taste out of his mouth.
"My eyes are peeing"
"You had me at cookie"
"I don't have the eyes to be a pilot? Well, I'll just cross that off my career choices list"
"I can't be a cop either? Way to squash my every dream."
"His Tevia's got caught on the gas pedal."
Yes, oatmeal cookies for breakfast IS appropriate carb loading.....
11 comments:
Hilarious - like always. :)
Funny, funny stuff...love these!
Hate it when my eyes pee. Who knew the visits to your eye doctor would give you so much material?
I love me some oatmeal cookies.
You silly girl..what's more funny than every day life?
Will riding my bike make me forget how good oatmeal cookies use to taste?
That clip over is hilarious. It makes my eyes pee.
I totally understand about wearing your lunch.
#2....he he he.
You had me at cookie is the best line ever!!
YOur eyes are peeing! rofl!
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Hugs!
People still wear Tevias?? =)
My eyes pee too....they are sensitive to everything!
Hope the eyes are doing ok!
Waiting to hear all about it....
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