Friday, June 26, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"I was totally loving it until I fell into a ditch"

"I feel a tour of Brazil AND Asstria coming on."

How many times can one apply deodorant in a 26 hour period? Is there a maximum dosage?

"I short bussed it the last downhill mile - yeah there was window-slobber-lickin goin on."

There is no I in team but there is a U in suck

"If you don't use the right key, it won't start"

"Damn economy, even the ears had to be downsized"

"Head Cheerleader and Boy Toy, now that's a combination."

"Just remember that when I flip you off, it's with all the love and affection in my heart."

"They were grilling him like a sirloin over coals in July."

"You'll pick up any ole screw in the road won't you?"

"I have no shame. I just showered completely naked with 5 other women and now am sleeping with about 70 strangers. I'm pretty sure there is a word for people like me and it's whore."

"It's not every day that you come to work and see someone's granny panties hanging in their cube."

9 comments:

Mel-Rox said...

"Just remember that when I flip you off, it's with all the love and affection in my heart."


I LOVE THAT STATEMENT!

Scrappy Girl said...

Those are hilarious! With the people in my life I hear...say...think some crazy stuff. I think I will keep a list this week and see what I come up with. My 2 little ones are Hilarious! Great blog!

tammy said...

These just may be the best yet.

I see Scrappy found you. She was asking for some funny blogs to read. You're welcome for your new follower.

Martha H. said...

Oh...for the love...

You make me laugh so much and I heart you for that.

Jan the crazy lady said...

That is so you. I can hear them all. I hope the ditch was nice to you.

Erin said...

Brazil and Asstria? I'm wondering if I need one of those.

Love love love these!

Sher said...

I'm happy that for once I actually got to witness half of these famous quotes!!

But, you forgot:
"Do you remember the time you drowned in the Ocean"

or something like that

Plain Jame said...

T-shirt for me:
"There is no I in team but there is a U in suck"

I really really love cupcakes.

tiburon said...

I have been to brazil.Never asstria though.