"I was totally loving it until I fell into a ditch"
"I feel a tour of Brazil AND Asstria coming on."
How many times can one apply deodorant in a 26 hour period? Is there a maximum dosage?
"I short bussed it the last downhill mile - yeah there was window-slobber-lickin goin on."
There is no I in team but there is a U in suck
"If you don't use the right key, it won't start"
"Damn economy, even the ears had to be downsized"
"Head Cheerleader and Boy Toy, now that's a combination."
"Just remember that when I flip you off, it's with all the love and affection in my heart."
"They were grilling him like a sirloin over coals in July."
"You'll pick up any ole screw in the road won't you?"
"I have no shame. I just showered completely naked with 5 other women and now am sleeping with about 70 strangers. I'm pretty sure there is a word for people like me and it's whore."
"It's not every day that you come to work and see someone's granny panties hanging in their cube."
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"Just remember that when I flip you off, it's with all the love and affection in my heart."
I LOVE THAT STATEMENT!
Those are hilarious! With the people in my life I hear...say...think some crazy stuff. I think I will keep a list this week and see what I come up with. My 2 little ones are Hilarious! Great blog!
These just may be the best yet.
I see Scrappy found you. She was asking for some funny blogs to read. You're welcome for your new follower.
Oh...for the love...
You make me laugh so much and I heart you for that.
That is so you. I can hear them all. I hope the ditch was nice to you.
Brazil and Asstria? I'm wondering if I need one of those.
Love love love these!
I'm happy that for once I actually got to witness half of these famous quotes!!
But, you forgot:
"Do you remember the time you drowned in the Ocean"
or something like that
T-shirt for me:
"There is no I in team but there is a U in suck"
I really really love cupcakes.
I have been to brazil.Never asstria though.
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