Monday, June 29, 2009

Slang Gang Word of the Day - Two-fer special


June 28: brain bleach
What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.
Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!

June 29: hotness hypnosis
When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiate crazy.

**When M-Cat appears in the pool with her pasty white skin, all within eye view needs some brain bleaching and it most certainly does NOT cause any kind of hotness hypnosis.**

4 comments:

tammy said...

Brain bleach...I wish it were real.

And you are hot in my book.

Martha H. said...

I love those!!!

Kado! said...

I love those!....LOL!!!

and I just saw your image on your side bar...How about a threesome? LOL!!!! How freakin' funny!

CountessLaurie said...

HA! When Brad Pitt wakes up... TOO FUNNY!