Friday, April 24, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"Don't let Jordan eat your nuts honey, she'll get sick."
"Elmo shot a buffalo?" "Either that or the meat walked right into his freezer."
"I'm invoking the law of consecration. What's yours is mine."
"I'm gonna need to see some ID before you come near me."
Just go ahead and move that man flap over.
I'm not sure that between those two greasy, stringy haired women, without bras on, and boobs sagging to their knees, there is a full set of teeth. But they both can work a Dr Pepper bottle like no other.