"There's a fine line between tolerance and annoyance, and you're flirtin with it!"
"Obama has a new tattoo peeking out from his back shirt collar - 666"
"You're just jealous because the voices speak to ME"
"I love it when my dealer says, 'I got your stuff.'"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......yuck"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, (blub blub blub gurgle)...this heart is slippier than at first glance!"
I think they kifed these mirrors from Lagoon when they tore down the FunHouse. No. No. No. No. Don't look directly at it!.......Crap! You looked. Increase speed on machine and keep eyes averted from the skewed mirrors. Self talk - you are not THAT fat.
"No, this is NOT a treadmill, it is a DREADmill."
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I thought the voices only spoke to me.
It's so fun to try and imagine what you were doing when these were spoken.
I've said it before, but I always imagine you and Tib saying all these things to each other.
Love the fine line about tolerance and annoyance, so true!
let me guess...the "Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....yuck" was you eating something that was not supposed to be cheese flavored...but after you started chewing it....you were tricked...Cheese!? am I right?
...I often wondered...do you eat pizza? Or pizza with no cheese...that is actually how I used to order my pizza....thin crust, extra sauce, fresh tomatoes, mushrooms, and NO CHEESE....it was all my rage when I was a crazy fat gram counter...before I had kids...actually I'd better start that fad again....=)
It IS the DREADmill. I totally have to agree with you on that one.
Loved the Obama and 666 tatoo! Made me laugh.
I miss you :(
LOLLOLOLOLO i love the tatoo comment about obama!!!
Dreadmills make me dizzy when I step off of them.
Those had to be some seriously messed up mirrors to make YOU look fat!
What you need to work on is forming an opinion about Obama...
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