Friday, April 10, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"There's a fine line between tolerance and annoyance, and you're flirtin with it!"
"Obama has a new tattoo peeking out from his back shirt collar - 666"
"You're just jealous because the voices speak to ME"
"I love it when my dealer says, 'I got your stuff.'"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, (blub blub blub gurgle)...this heart is slippier than at first glance!"
I think they kifed these mirrors from Lagoon when they tore down the FunHouse. No. No. No. No. Don't look directly at it!.......Crap! You looked. Increase speed on machine and keep eyes averted from the skewed mirrors. Self talk - you are not THAT fat.
"No, this is NOT a treadmill, it is a DREADmill."