Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Tickle Me Pink Tuesday
I am just "tickled" that tomorrow is Wednesday, but for me it's my Friday. Your Friday??!! Why yes, see I scheduled myself out of the office Thursday and Friday to attend Women's conference. YAY for Women's Conference! However, got a call yesterday with the news that Sissy's mommy needs gallbladder surgery on Thursday and could I take the Sissy? TAKE THE SISSY?!?! Is the Pope Catholic? Is the sky blue? Is Low-Carb Monster the nectar of the Gods? Of course I can take Sissy! So I am "tickled" I get to spend two whole extra days this week with my Ultimate BFF!
I am "tickled" that Splenda's nose splints get to come out today. Seriously, I think the dude got a cold on top of all this and he really.can't.breathe. For the love of all that is holy, let's hope this does the trick!
I am "tickled" that my doc gave me some super great muscle relaxants. However, I have to add that I was feeling wonderful until I had been sitting at my desk for about 90 minutes. Now, I want to cry with pain. I think it might be work itself. I think I might need to quit and go on disability. I think.....wait, it's probably just the drugs talking. They really are the cat's meow and I am "tickled" that they are working for me (mostly)
And last, but certainly, not least, I am "tickled" that I came to work and found a prize on my desk!Oooh...what could be in the delightful bag? I'm ready to wet myself with sheer excitement!
Looksie what she gave me!Yes, these are what you call Cutlets. Yes, they go into your bra to add a little lift to what we lovingly refer to as man flaps. Yes, I got them because she splurged and got a completely new pair of twins. Yes, I immediately put them in and have been admiring myself all morning. Yes, I am truly "tickled" by them!
Now we just need to find a solution for the buthigh issue. You know, when your butt and thigh all run together in one fell swoop? Generally caused by age and gravity causing your once cute and sassy rear to sag right into the area known as your thighs. Gross really. I need to invent some Butt-lets. Just insert into your good girls, and instantly your sagging rear will be perky and pretty once more.
What's "tickling" you pink today?