Friday, April 17, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

"Are you gonna get the scurvy from that?"

"....ever since the accident...."

"Damn you and you Zebra nipples!"

"Is that a binky imprint on your belly?"

"Why does she always look like she's been ridden hard and put away wet?"

"What the CRAP?! Do they want me swallowing bullets?"

"How did YOU know that was a gang sign? Tuffy, are you in a gang?"

"Let me just pull my face off the back window now. Well done, Molly"

"I kinda hope one ruptures so I can get them replaced"

"I'll just take your cutlets"


Jan the crazy lady said...

Man you come up with some words to say. Do they just roll off your tongue or what?

SO said...

Zebra Nipples??

tiburon said...

Sadly I was only privy to one of these :(

Who are we talking about this week (being put away wet...)??

Kristina P. said...

That little horse saying always gets me every time. So dirty sounding!

Martha H. said...

You can just have the cutlets. :)

veronica said...

Cutlets are a sham. And a disappointment.

AS Amber said...

I've only got like four things I've hear this week. The kids have been gone. I might have to combine them for next week.

I want some clarification on the "zebra nipples". Too funny.

tammy said...

Oh yeah, the zebra nipples are too addicting. They must be banned.

What's gonna rupture?

Shawn said...

I'm pondering the rupturing....


Omgirl said...

I was going to ask about the zebra nipples, but then I decided I better just keep living my life without knowing. I'm a little scared.

Cadance said...

yea...I want some explaining on the rupturing....Zebra nipples...ridden hard and put away wet....I think the rest I can figure out!

you are too funny! I wanna hang with you for a day!