Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tickle Me Pink Tuesday

BFC sent me this email and I laughed. Out loud. It still makes me giggle.

Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,"Oh, Grow Up."
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step backward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in Washington


Scrappy Girl said...

Dr. Hubby has got to see this...it'll crack him up! So funny.

Devri said...

Oh my I should have known not to take a drink.. you warned me!!!

rofl outloud! funny of the day for sure!

Kristina P. said...

This is hilarious! I needed a good laugh this morning.

Loralee and the gang... said...

This would be super funny, if the last line weren't SO TRUE!!! blah!!!

tammy said...

SO funny!

tiburon said...

Tee hee hee

CountessLaurie said...

Bwaa haaa haaa! This would also be fitting re: the health plan. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it after the latest Glenn Beck video!

Becca said...

He he he!