Friday, July 10, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"Thanks for not being so judgemental. Mom."
"I am wrapper challenged"
"Please don't ask me to move my hips that way."
"It was so early, it was before dawn even knew it had a buttcrack"
"Look honey, there's our stimulus package at work. Random barrels along the side of the road. One person to put them up, one person to take them down. 2 jobs."
"Who is it this time? Trixie, Moana or Shaniqua?"
"Did you just really say 'Neato'?.....I now dub 'neato' the word of the day."