Friday, July 24, 2009
Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head
"You're gonna be your own bobble head doll."
"As a former African-American, I appreciate that."
"You gave birth to a freak of nature, but that's no reason to treat him like one."
"Purple Mountain Majesties"
"It's not worth rolling around in the gutter about."
"Neither grass nor carpet should be crunchy."
"That day I lost a loser."
"The walls were very thin. I am still scarred."
"She's the ultimate Dairy Queen."