Friday, December 18, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

Nurture them, or beat them. Take your pick.

Just get a canary and if it dies, you know you have a problem.

She's the anti-crust.

BFF - Brownie Fart Friend

A poinsettia is like a hamster. We all know how it's going to end.

No! You may NOT call me Gigi

I just keep googling until I find the answer I like

If you really want to know, you're gonna have to look yourself.

I really was born with half decent looks. Pretty sure God's pretty pissed at what I've done here.


MaeRae said...

Nuture or beat, i like that one, I won't say which one I pick.

CountessLaurie said...

I love Funny Bone Friday! These are good!

Shawn said...

oh, oh---the last one had me going!! Heh,heh....

Guess what? I already got my tickets to come to Ut. in Feb.---woot! Are we finally going to meet?

Hope you are doing better.... :)

tammy said...

I google til I find the answer I like too.

Poinsettias - so true.

Chief said...

I snorted when I read the last tidbit.

That should be your new tagline.

I wish I woulda thought of it.

Erin said...

I love the google one!

And about the last one - I am feeling that way right now about this new haircut. I just about cried this morning after I blow dried it. I don't know if it is redeemable.

Plain Jame said...

*this is where you insert the long build-up evil laughter*

These are your best yet.

tiburon said...

And that is why I love you.