December 30: Amazonukkah
When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on items which were bought on Christmas Eve. As a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to Hanukkah.
Kid 1: Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
Kid 2: I dunno, we're celebrating Amazonukkah this year. My parents are real procrastinators.
**Still waiting for the dude in brown to bring more boxes myself!**
10 comments:
Yeah I can relate! I am a BIG Amazon shopper because basically I hate the mall.
This definately will be one of my holidays in the future!!
Happy New Years Eve!
That is hilarious!
Love my Amazon.
Love my boyfriend in brown.
Think Amazonukkah should be celebrated at my house too.
Your missionary is coming home!! I can't believe it!! Tell him hello from us!
Honestly, I'd totally be okay with dragging out the holidays a little longer...haha! So excited for your missionary arrival!!
King of Queens...that's my guy. Hope he personally delivered your Amazon stuff. I signed up to follow you because I like your take on life. You might want to drop by my place for a reciprocal bit of good cheer. http://www.boomerpie.com/
Oooooo--thats happened to me many times---but I just photo copy a picture of what I got for them and give it to them---as something to wait for.... :)
HA!!! love that one...thank goodness Amazon brought my gifts just in time!!!
...although I think my husband signed us up for some free trial thingy I'll have to remember to cancel...for his free upgrade on next day shipping! ;)
We are still waiting for something I bought on eBay December 8th.
Somebody is going to get some negative feedback.
I heart Amazon and want to celebrate Amazonukkah year round.
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