Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Slang Gang Word of the Day

December 2: Kobe Special

A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.

Tiger: I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."

**hahahahaha - dumbA's**


Pedaling said...

the best slang yet!

and your ending commentary topped it off PERFECTLY!

Chief said...

I love this one!


Plain Jame said...


Got the preview at lunch, but it's just classic here in print. I soberly say I hope I never get the Kobe Special....

tammy said...

Dumbasses is right!

Although it could get me my piano.

kado! said...

love it!

CountessLaurie said...

I'm rich. I'm famous. The papparazi follow me around. I'll never get caught.

Apparently "I'm smart." doesn't make it into the list.

D.A. fer sure!

(okay, that was a wee bit 80s valley girl...whoa!)

JennyMac said... on a finger is even funnier than Kobe Special!

wendy said...

I believe the saying here has been dumbass. Ummhmmm

when you have everything, I guess the next best thing for these guys is to end up with NOTHING

take your house on a finger and shove it --------sorry, getting carried away here

Shawn said...

Heh, are such a funny gal.

I am sorry that I have been gone for a bit----been swamped----love you tons, girl!

tiburon said...

Hehehhe love it!