December 2: Kobe Special
A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Tiger: I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
**hahahahaha - dumbA's**
9 comments:
the best slang yet!
and your ending commentary topped it off PERFECTLY!
I love this one!
Dumbass
Yessssssss!
Got the preview at lunch, but it's just classic here in print. I soberly say I hope I never get the Kobe Special....
Dumbasses is right!
Although it could get me my piano.
I'm rich. I'm famous. The papparazi follow me around. I'll never get caught.
Apparently "I'm smart." doesn't make it into the list.
D.A. fer sure!
(okay, that was a wee bit 80s valley girl...whoa!)
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....house on a finger is even funnier than Kobe Special!
I believe the saying here has been dumbass. Ummhmmm
when you have everything, I guess the next best thing for these guys is to end up with NOTHING
take your house on a finger and shove it --------sorry, getting carried away here
Heh, heh....you are such a funny gal.
I am sorry that I have been gone for a bit----been swamped----love you tons, girl!
Hehehhe love it!
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