Monday, May 3, 2010

Slang Gang Word of the Day

May 2: Mattress Worship


Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.

Matt doesn't go to church; he prefers mattress worship.

**Admit it.  We've all succumbed to Mattress Worship on occasion.  Now we have a name for it!**

11 comments:

tammy said...

I may have succumbed to it yesterday.

Mae Rae said...

i wish that this was something that I could do. Lately, my bladder has me up at the crack of dawn and then I can't go back to sleep.

Garden of Egan said...

Mattress workshop???
My mind certainly didn't go to the correct definition. My mind is obviously in the gutter.

HOpe you are able to get into some serious mattress workshop time...either defintion.

Pedaling said...

so that's the religion, occasionally, of my teenagers. ;)

Amy said...

I confess to being a mattress worshiper.

GRAMEE said...

i can't use this as an excuse.. unless i stay in bed till noon...

which might not be to bad of an idea.

tiburon said...

I can neither confirm nor deny...

Chief said...

not only have I succumbed to it.. I have started my own Ward...

the mattress worship 1st ward

DIAPER DIVA said...

Who knew.... ahhhhh a few things are going to change around here, at least till 1:30 church changes.

Martha H. said...

I love it!

I may or may not have been a mattress worshipper for 2 years now. (Here comes the lightning.)

kado! said...

Yes, I might as well pay my tithing to it!