May 23: Papal Pound
When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead.
I am a huge germaphobe, so at church i give people a Papal Pound.
Some young punk at Sunday Mass tried to Papal Pound me.
The Pope, Papal Pounded Howie Mandel on the set of Deal or No Deal.
**I think this is a trend that should be started, no matter what religion you are. Although the picture in my head of the Pope papal pounding Howie is hysterical**
May 24: Airplane Talker
1. A person who stands within the confines of your personal space bubble (causing extreme discomfort) to hold an ordinary conversation, like someone sitting next to you on an airplane would.
2. A person who speaks louder than the current conversation calls for, as if they are trying to talk over a plane's engines.
Your friend, over there, is a total airplane talker.
**We all know one. We all hate it. Please step out of my personal space bubble and shut up**
May 25: intexticated
Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."
"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."
**After traffic school last night, I will never drive intexticated again. I'll make sure to have a "texting tag-along"**
6 comments:
Oh man, I love 'Intexicated'. It's very dangerous to text and drive, and it is not a skill that I possess. I love these posts, keep em' coming.
Love them! Especially intexticated. I see a few of those in the ER. They are dumber than the intoxicated ones.
I make my boys be my texting tag-alongs all the time. Now Connor thinks it's so fun, he wants his own phone just for texting.
I'm afraid Luvpilot will one day be a permanent airplane talker. Hazard of the job.
Bwhaahahaha, love these!
i have seen to many of those england based PSA's on texting to become a tester while driving.
texticating can be trajic ---I had a case while working at the SLC courthouse, of a person who ran a red light cause he was texting, and killed a young girl in another car.
YIKES
put the damn phone away
papal pounding, good idea.
super good job on your tri-athalon.
Dang sucky weather. It has been a cold spring everywhere it seems.
I love the photo of you and your friend in your NYY hat and her Boston Hat. funny
I can't believe the athletisism (sp) of you guys. That is soooo cool.
I would love actually to prepare for something that demanding
and p.s. say hi to everyone for me if you end up at the CBC this weekend. I wish so bad I could be there and hang with ya'all
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