Friday, April 30, 2010

Funny Bone Friday...Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head.


I like me some black

I don't like my rear end hanging around

Did you just call the Colonel a "dude"?

BOOM!... Roasted!

It smells like rotten egg out of someone's butt.

Look!  I sweated a smiley!

Me:  Not gonna lie - I think I might be getting good at the Zumba
Splenda:  What's Zumba?
Me:  It's like Latin dancing
Splenda:  Does that mean I can ask you about your immigration status?

I don't like to come up sputtering and gasping for air.

You could smell my Monster from halfway across the pool?!




11 comments:

tammy said...

Totally ROFL at your conversation with Splenda.

Mae Rae said...

sweated a smiley?

DIAPER DIVA said...

Zumba rocks!! Legal? Illegal? I don't care, I like you, so you can stay....

Garden of Egan said...

Wow.
I'm just not sure what to think.
Sweated a smiley?

wendy said...

Oh my, smelled like rotten egg out of someones butt.
I had to sleep with my grand daughter while in Utah. Well, shhhh, don't tell anyone. I had gas one night and FLUFFED. She woke up out of a dead sleep and said "Something smells awful, I can't get it out of my nose"
crap

and Zumba, I have been trying it.
I can't move my arms and legs at the same time!!!!!!!!!!

veronica said...

Yes, Splenda. But only if you live in AZ.

Lara said...

I'm dying to try Zumba, I think I would love it, but nobody teaches it around here yet.

And I'm also dying of laughter at what your husband said about it!

Too funny!

Patricia said...

I would love to try Zumba but I don't think I could get my arms,legs,and butt to move at the same time.

Meemaw

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

*snort* Totally loved the conversation with Splenda!!

Scrappy Girl said...

I always love trying to figure out which ones came out of your mouth and which ones you just thought...do you say most of them?

Martha H. said...

What's wrong with liking some black? Huh?

I think Splenda better check your immigration status for sure.