I like me some black
I don't like my rear end hanging around
Did you just call the Colonel a "dude"?
BOOM!... Roasted!
It smells like rotten egg out of someone's butt.
Look! I sweated a smiley!
Me: Not gonna lie - I think I might be getting good at the Zumba
Splenda: What's Zumba?
Me: It's like Latin dancing
Splenda: Does that mean I can ask you about your immigration status?
I don't like to come up sputtering and gasping for air.
You could smell my Monster from halfway across the pool?!
11 comments:
Totally ROFL at your conversation with Splenda.
sweated a smiley?
Zumba rocks!! Legal? Illegal? I don't care, I like you, so you can stay....
Wow.
I'm just not sure what to think.
Sweated a smiley?
Oh my, smelled like rotten egg out of someones butt.
I had to sleep with my grand daughter while in Utah. Well, shhhh, don't tell anyone. I had gas one night and FLUFFED. She woke up out of a dead sleep and said "Something smells awful, I can't get it out of my nose"
crap
and Zumba, I have been trying it.
I can't move my arms and legs at the same time!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Splenda. But only if you live in AZ.
I'm dying to try Zumba, I think I would love it, but nobody teaches it around here yet.
And I'm also dying of laughter at what your husband said about it!
Too funny!
I would love to try Zumba but I don't think I could get my arms,legs,and butt to move at the same time.
Meemaw
*snort* Totally loved the conversation with Splenda!!
I always love trying to figure out which ones came out of your mouth and which ones you just thought...do you say most of them?
What's wrong with liking some black? Huh?
I think Splenda better check your immigration status for sure.
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