Friday, May 14, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head.

I'd rather eat my own poo.

She charges by the inch.

Don't touch my flippers.

He's just a few inches shy of a mullet.

But it has SOY!

Do you still eat from her?

You're a lady lover.

There is no melo....just straight up DRAMATIC

Did you mean Liberal arts or Liberal nuts?

We're just A.D.D run amok

You need more acid than that

There's a 'but' hanging there.

The dumb bus just let off all kinds of people and gave them my pager number

I don't want to see what you found in your boxers

9 comments:

Garden of Egan said...

SHUT UP!!!!! Those are the best!
However, I do believe the dumb bus let all the people off in the ER today!

Eat your own poo??? You DID NOT say that. Oh, maybe you did.
"I'd rather eat my own poo rather than attend the mothers day program" (Oh, maybe that was me)

I would do this segment, but usually the stuff out of my mouth is way too fowl or foul!

Oh, my verification word:
holic

(Lynsey, the milkaholic? Milkawhat??)

Martha H. said...

The Evil Genius and I are laughing hysterically.

Martha H. said...

Oh, and the Evil Genius says that the Dumb Bus has different drop zones.

tammy said...

Hilarious. And I'm pretty sure that dumb bus gets around.

Chief said...

I am wondering who the hell you hang out with?

I want to join

Scrappy Girl said...

hahahahaha...she charges by the inch...you make my dirty mind delightfully happy...lol.

Lindzena said...

HAHA!!! Oh man. I need to do a post like this. This made me laugh. Fantastic.

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

I actually did start laughing out loud. You are just too skinin' funny.

And I always love your comments on my blog!

kado! said...

by the inch you say...hmmmm.

um, why is my word veri "morron" what are you trying to tell me?