Friday, May 28, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

Stop licking my hand.

I can totally rock the robot.

Beware, you will tingle in places you didn't know you could tingle.

Let's try it again, and I won't break it this time.

Me: "Look!  I earned a Zumba bracelet of awesomeness!!"
'dawg: "What the hell is Zumba?"
Me: "It's like Latin dancing.  Like this - see watch."
(demonstration ensues in which I very aggressively and adeptly, I might add, show him how to move hips and chest in Zumba-like moves)
'dawg:  "Stop that right now.  Never.  NEVER. do that again..........e.v.e.r."

It's a P to the O to the S!

I love it when you yell at me on Facebook.

If we're all going to hell, we may as well carpool.  Ill drive.

You wiped me already?  Why thank you!

I'm totally punching you in the ding ding.
Well then get ready for a home run!

Pardon my french, but that is bad a**


tiburon said...

How dare the dawg mock Zumba.

Now I am gonna punch HIM in the ding ding.


There's a carpool? I may need a ride...

Vanessa said...

Good job on earning your bracelet :)

Martha H. said...

Um, you show the Robot who's boss. Just sayin'.

I'm so in the carpool to hell.

Mae Rae said...

pick me up for that drive.

Mrs. Organic said...

Insert snide carpool comment here. I call shotgun.

tammy said...

I am on the welcoming committee, so when y'all get to hell, I'll be there to greet you.

Erica Phillips said...


Scrappy Girl said...

Congrats on the bracelet. I wish we had a Zumba place around here...bummer on living in the sticks.

carma said...

who dares yell at you on Facebook. The Zumba bracelet thingy is kinda cool. Been a long time since I earned anything cool like that - probably back to middle school...

can I ride shotgun sine we are headed to the same place ;-)

CountessLaurie said...

I love reading these and trying to determine if these were said aloud and by whom... they make me laugh!