Friday, November 20, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"Let's not judge each other on our beverage choices."

"The BABY ate your DINGO!"

"Quit your clickin"

"I'm a THESPIAN, and that's NOT lesbian with a lisp"

"It's not us, it's you."

"Everyone's pitchin a tent."

"That is a speedo. That man has to be 60 something. Think Mr Burns. Ewwwwwwww."

"You know why I say tough tits mom? So I'll refrain from using the kind language that you've set as an example for me."

10 comments:

Sarah said...

OH OH I was actually present for one of these!!!
I do not think it means what she thinks it means!

MaeRae said...

giggle giggle...and still another giggle.

Scrappy Girl said...

LOL...I hope you stuck your tongue out at the kid who said the last one...lil smartbutt.

wendy said...

Wha ha ha ha . Tough tits!!! good one.

I also liked #4. soooooo funny

Devri said...

I so needed that laugh.. thanks for making me smile tonight! hugs

AS Amber said...

Please tell me that the tent one wasn't when you found your son and his buddies asleep in the family room.

kado! said...

ewww...speedo and 60 year old man in the same sentence...ewww!

Plain Jame said...

hahahahahahahahaha*GASP*hahahahahahaha

tiburon said...

They really were pitching tents...

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