November 17: Palintologist
A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.
Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?
**Is this any kind of reference to Sarah Palin by chance? Mmmmmm......**
November 18: darth breather
Adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like Darth Vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.
Michael: Man! I couldn't complete my exam yesterday.
Jeffrey: Why? Was it that hard?
Michael: No, but there was a darth breather behind me.
**Could also be applied to people who make a LOT of noise when they are asleep. You know, THOSE people.**
November 19: expiration chug
when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date
Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?
Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.
Person a: Good thinking!
**Prolly has happened at my house, however, I wouldn't know since I don't drink milk. But it's a dang good idea**
No go to. I have armed you with some hip, happening slang words. Implement them in your daily lives.
1 comment:
I am definately using the darth breather one. My youngest son sounds like he is breathing through a mask when he sleeps. It's cute but creepy for 8.
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