Friday, November 6, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"Get your hand out of my pocket"

"That shift was a shaft up the butt for the Phillies"

"Don't pull the Jesus card on me!"

"The only reason they are perky is cause they're in a bra"

"I only have one good one, and unfortunately, you get to work with the one that's not. I.am.sorry.for.you."

4 comments:

MaeRae said...

giggle giggle...

Pedaling said...

pulling the Jesus card is a cheap shot.
i hate it when people do that!

kado! said...

...can i work on the one good one?

...ps...your post has the wrong date...

CountessLaurie said...

these crack me up!!