"Get your hand out of my pocket"
"That shift was a shaft up the butt for the Phillies"
"Don't pull the Jesus card on me!"
"The only reason they are perky is cause they're in a bra"
"I only have one good one, and unfortunately, you get to work with the one that's not. I.am.sorry.for.you."
4 comments:
giggle giggle...
pulling the Jesus card is a cheap shot.
i hate it when people do that!
...can i work on the one good one?
...ps...your post has the wrong date...
these crack me up!!
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